Sometimes there are just no qualified applicants.
And you have to go with a zombie.
But seriously, this zombie consultant looks pretty qualified. She can pronounce the beginnings of several words. Okay... sure... she needs some Mary Kay to be presentable at the office. And "flesh picnic"... Is that a new band? But still, she eats the competition for lunch.
Hire a consultant today. And use ST for your time tracking.
Business owner: Thanks for inviting me. Is this your office? I like what you have done. {wolf howl} So…
Zombie: gha, gha, gha
Business owner: Are you a pretty good consultant?
Zombie: kah, kah
Business owner: Got a new gig. I need a new network support guy, girl. What would you say your biggest strength is?
Zombie: gha, gha, gha
Business owner: Flash Picnic? Is that a new band? I’ll take that as a yes. So, all the consultants use Standard Time® now. They track time for my projects and I get the status on my smartphone.
Zombie: gha, gha, gha
Business owner: Is that blood? Well, anyways Standard Time has this android app, ProjectBot.
Zombie: bot, bot, bot
Business owner: If I hire you can I use ProjectBot to get my status?
Applicant 1: I know networks like a dog knows butts.
Applicant 2: Hey, baby. I’ll get right up in there.
Applicant 3: What’s the difference between a 3 week old puppy and a boss? In 6 weeks the puppy stops whining.
Business owner: You’re my first pick.
Zombie: pick, pick, pick
Business owner: Can you start Monday? You should get Standard Time. And just a thought maybe some Mary Kay.
Zombie: kah, kah, kah
Business owner: Go out to www.stdtime.com.
Zombie: dub, dub, dub, dah
Business owner: stdtime.com Got it? Oh, did you want to meet for lunch sometime?
YouTube time management cartoon playlist
More videos to explore
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Short Intros (60 sec)
Short intros to the basics of time tracking and project management techniques. Learn how employees use the timesheet. Read More
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Old-Timey (60 sec)
Tracking time and expenses in the modern world? See the most modern technique for time sheets and time management Read More
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Animated (30 sec)
Introduce and inspire use of the timesheet and project management techniques. You will learn what can be done and be tempted to try it. Read More
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Interviews (2 - 3 min)
Interviews about timesheets, project tracking, PTO, and management techniques. Get the general concepts of time and project tracking. Read More
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Whiteboard (60 sec)
Introductions to time tracking and project management. Get ideas, get inspired, try new things, and learn what your timesheet can do Read More
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Cartoons (60 sec)
The lighter side of time tracking and project management, in cartoon format. Learn what the makers of Standard Time really think! Read More
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Quick Questions (2 - 4 min)
Answers to quick questions we have received regarding the employee timesheet, projects tracking, and PTO. See the product in action. Read More
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Instructional (3 - 6 min)
Screencast videos with deeper instruction for project management, employee timesheets, PTO, expenses, and client invoicing Read More
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