- Category: Blog
- Published: Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:59
- Written by Ray White
Host:We’re talking with the greatest tech startup on the planet. Venture capital is king.
Wayne: I wipe with stock certificates!
Host: Everyone wants to be you! Let’s talk about your management style.
Wayne: Employees do whatever they want. It’s a free-for-all! My programmers fight kangaroos on the roof arena. And there's fried chinchilla Wednesday and Beer Friday's.
Host: Employees party at work?
Wayne: I’m not their mother.
Host: How about your projects? Using Standard Time to track them?
Wayne: Time? We come in just in time for lunch.
Host: w w w . s t d time.com. The Standard Time timesheet. The project management app everybody uses.
Wayne: Will it help with my white panda fur coat? Hulk Hogan choked one out for me.
Host: You don’t schedule tasks?
Wayne: I schedule tribal wars in small countries.
Host: Don’t monitor employee utilization and effectiveness?
Wayne: Like a four hour power lunch after a Ferrari demolition derby?
Host: How do your customers get project status? You don’t use Standard Time for that?
Wayne: Customers? It’s all about the venture capital.
Host: You should at least check it out. Don’t you think? s t d time . com. Standard Time.
Wayne: I have a lake of printer ink in my back yard with a hump-back whale.
Host: There you have it folks! It’s 1999. What could possibly go wrong?
Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjQ33RWSn3o